Sorry Not Sorry Standup Comedy at Black Wedding Bar

You like laughing? We like to make you laugh! OMG what a coincidence! Come laugh your ass off with an evening of standup comedy at Sorry Not Sorry.

_____WHAT IS THE SHOW LIKE?_____

Six comedians will get on stage for longer sets and do their best to make you laugh.

Kinda like what you see on Netflix except our comedians aren’t millionaires yet (hopefully soon tho).

_____YOUR HOSTS_____

Bruno (PERU) and Harshat (INDIA) have produced 50+ comedy shows in different cities around Germany, and performed in hundreds of shows around Europe.

Yep, came straight outta the third world to bring you some jokes. And they are lovin’ it.

_____START TIME_____

Bar opens 7pm;

Show starts at 8.30pm;

Show finishes at 10:30pm

_____PLEase NotE_____

Directions to the Venue, once you reach the Address . Keep walking towards the Bibliothek am Luisenbad the Bar should be on your right side.

_____PRICE_____

This is a PAY WHAT YOU WANT show. At the end of the show you will be asked to pay however much you think the show was worth.

If you think it was worth like 200 euros, you can totally pay us 200, we won’t complain. Like at all, it’s totally fine.

_____RESERVATIONS_____

If you reserve a seat, we will save you a seat until 10 minutes before the show starts. Book your seats to avoid missing out on a great show:

Reserve for free here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/o/sorry-not-sorry-english-standup-comedy-42783108963

WorldVision Comedy Contest 07.12.2024 Berlin

Saturday 7.DEC
Enjoy 3 Cs: Comedy, Competition, Cocktails at Terzo Mondo!

🎤 WorldVision Comedy Contest 2024 – Berlin 🌍
A Night of Laughter Inspired by Eurovision!

Get ready for an evening packed with hilarity and cultural flavor as comedians from around the globe battle it out in the WorldVision Comedy Contest—a one-of-a-kind competition inspired by the Eurovision song contest, but with jokes instead of songs! 🌟

On December 7th, Terzo Mondo will offer a special discounted cocktail called the “12 Points,” created by our mixologists and inspired by the Worldvision Comedy Contest.

✨ Hosted by the sassy and hysterical 🎭 Philipp Leinenbach and QueenJustMean!

Participating countries:
🇮🇹 Italy | 🇩🇪 Germany | 🇱🇧 Lebanon | 🇳🇴 Norway | 🇸🇪 Sweden | 🇮🇳 India | 🇬🇧 UK | 🇩🇴 The Dominican Republic | 🇺🇸 USA | 🇮🇪 Ireland

First Half: Semi Final
Comedians from different countries will perform their sets!

Second Half: Final

The audience will vote for our favourite comedian and help us to find out who is the winner of The Worldvision Comedy Contest!

We will announce the votes Eurovision Style!

COME AND SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY AND CONTESTANT!

📅 Date: Saturday, 07th of December

🕗 Time: 20:00 (Doors open) / 20:30 (Show starts) / 22:30 (Show ends)

📍 Location: Terzo Mondo, Grolmanstraße 28, Berlin, BE 10623

🎫 Tickets:

TOP 10 – 13€ (3.31€ upfront + 10€ at the door)
Big Five – 10€ (3.31 € upfront, 7€ at the door for 4 or more people)
Walk in 15€ at the door (if seats are available)

🚫 Non-smoking venue

💳 Cash or card payments accepted

🎟️ Get your tickets now and come support your favorite country and comedian—because laughter knows no borders, but bragging rights definitely do!

The Dark Comedy OPEN MIC – English Stand-Up *TRIGGER WARNING*


DISCOUNTED TICKETS

A place for dark comedy and dark humour people! Not for the faint of heart – only the most vile, twisted and demented comedy will be seen!
A place for dark comedy and dark humour people!
It’s a dark and twisted show by demented people (us) for screwed up people (you)!

RULES
– non-smoking venue
– HAPPY HOUR from 10pm with discounted drinks!
– trigger warning – we are trying stuff out so it might get sloppy
– tickets are 3€ up front, you pay the rest at the door (cash or via card)
– FREE SHOTS at the bar
– show starts 10.30pm

Do you enjoy dark jokes!?
Is your sense of humour slightly twisted then this one is for you!

The Dark Comedy is OPEN MIC is an English Comedy Show
– meant to help comedians test out their more twisted / darker material.
– we expect that you are not easily offended if you decide to come to this show
– Berlin is the most active comedy scene in continental Europe and it caters to all types of humour including dark!
– The show will feature 6 comedians trying out tested and new jokes to hone them to the point where they really shock

Tickets are:
13€ – What is wrong with me Ticket – you can save yourself a seat by paying 3€ up front and then 10€ at the door
11€ – What is wrong with my friends Ticket – you pay 2€ up front and only 8€ at the door if you are 4 or more people
OR
19€ at the door (if we have seats left)

The Dark Comedy OPEN MIC – English Stand-Up *TRIGGER WARNING*


DISCOUNTED TICKETS

A place for dark comedy and dark humour people! Not for the faint of heart – only the most vile, twisted and demented comedy will be seen!
A place for dark comedy and dark humour people!
It’s a dark and twisted show by demented people (us) for screwed up people (you)!

RULES
– non-smoking venue
– HAPPY HOUR from 10pm with discounted drinks!
– trigger warning – we are trying stuff out so it might get sloppy
– tickets are 3€ up front, you pay the rest at the door (cash or via card)
– FREE SHOTS at the bar
– show starts 10.30pm

Do you enjoy dark jokes!?
Is your sense of humour slightly twisted then this one is for you!

The Dark Comedy is OPEN MIC is an English Comedy Show
– meant to help comedians test out their more twisted / darker material.
– we expect that you are not easily offended if you decide to come to this show
– Berlin is the most active comedy scene in continental Europe and it caters to all types of humour including dark!
– The show will feature 6 comedians trying out tested and new jokes to hone them to the point where they really shock

Tickets are:
13€ – What is wrong with me Ticket – you can save yourself a seat by paying 3€ up front and then 10€ at the door
11€ – What is wrong with my friends Ticket – you pay 2€ up front and only 8€ at the door if you are 4 or more people
OR
19€ at the door (if we have seats left)

Laughing Spree Comedy: English Comedy (FREE SHOTS)

It’s Berlin’s #1 (and only) English Comedy Show on a Boat. On the Spree. It’s Laughing Spree Comedy!

WE GOT LIMITED CAPACITY. Because of that we have special seat reservations for 3€ to ensure audience members with this reservation a seat at the show as well as the best seating at the venue. However, you can still come to the show without a reservation and try your luck that way. But no guarantees that you will get a seat.
The only guarantee is a FREE SHOT at the door. 🙂


Guarantee a Seat – make a reservation

We have a HAPPY HOUR with discounted drink specials from 8pm!

Berlin’s most scenic comedy show will brighten up your evening and make you laugh.

Laughing Spree Comedy is a weekly comedy show, hosted by Chris Doering with an extremely friendly atmosphere and some of Berlin’s finest comedians, lots of guest comedians and the occasional first timer.

When? Every Tuesday & Sunday

Where? The Floating Lounge (aboard the Eastern Comfort Hostelboat), Mühlenstr. 73

When again? doors at 7.30pm with show start at 8pm

Each Comedian has 5-7 minutes to make you laugh.

This is a donation based show with suggested donations of 12-15€. We ask audience members with reservations for a smaller donation of 10-12€.

Seat reservations are only valid till 7.45pm. Please come to the venue before then. No refunds for people who arrive after the show started.

See you buoys and gulls aboard. Keep on laughing!

Some words from the audience:
★★★★★ “It was hilarious. Best comedy ever. Will go back there again.” – Xinqi – South Korea

★★★★★ “So much fun. Chris and co-host drago[s] very entertaining. Also much fun with other guests. Great evening and good venue.” – Estelle – France

★★★★★ “The comedy was fantastic, and the venue was a blast! Thanks for everything Chris. A truly unique, belly-laugh-filled evening in Berlin.” – Joey – USA

★★★★★ “Fun evening experiencing European comedy but in English. Nice evening for a very nice price!” – Ro byn – USA

★★★★★ “I absolutely LOVED my evening on this amazing boat with Chris and all the performers ! They are funny, friendly, respectful and professional. If you just arrived in Berlin and are scared of going there by yourself, don’t be ! I did it myself and I’ll do it again as soon as I get the opportunity. I highly recommend it.” – Alexia – Indonesia

★★★★★ “Wonderful experience. Very intimate and inclusive energy from the comedians and the audience too. This is the kind of event that draws the best kinds of people to an enclosed space. I had lots of laughs and I met lots of great people. Definitely worth coming back to Berlin for.” – Chipo – Venezuela

★★★★★ “Great evening! A very international audience and line-up (from Azerbaijan, Czech Republic, Malaysia to the Netherlands), of all ages, laughing with each other in a foreign language and artists trying out new material. Love how Chris brings this all together. Special evening!” – Reinoud – Switzlerand

★★★★★ “Great value and a great location which was easy to find. Chris made you feel really welcome. It was a busy night – all seats taken! There were quite a few comedy acts, all very different and both hosts that night were very funny. A very enjoyable evening and highly recommend :-)” – Shameem – Pakistan

★★★★★ “Free shots and an awesome night of laughter. Chris took the time to engage the entire crowd and he has a great lineup of comedians to round it all off. Highly recommended!” – Jody – Ireland

★★★★★ “HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!! Both solo and group travelers will have a great time with Chris. It’s also a good way to meet some new people.” – Zishan – Turkey

★★★★★ “If you are coming to Berlin DON’T miss this! We’ve been to the usual tourist spots and museums but for the price and time I can vouch that you are gonna have the best time here. Chris & the other guys made us really feel welcome and the diverse culture & jokes of the comedians and guests will make you feel like home.” – Abdulla – Sri Lanka

★★★★★ “This is one of the funnest & funniest places in Berlin. Definitely worth a stop whether you’re a local or tourist. It’s absolutely packed! You’ll meet people and comics from literally all over the world who are looking to have a good time and poke a little well-meaning fun at you and themselves. Don’t be alarmed by the grungy outside, the inside is lovely and cozy. (Only wish I had been able to take pictures!) Add it to your trip!” – Rowan – Ireland

★★★★★ “The comedy show was really good and genuinely funny. There were a mix of new comedians as well as seasoned ones. It was great place to meet people as well.” – Hari – India

★★★★★ “The whole evening was amazing, start to finish. I went alone and tend to be really socially awkward, but ended up being one of the last people leaving as I found myself talking to the performers and the people sat at my table. Chris created a super relaxed atmosphere for everyone. I also have to say he stuck to safety rules re: covid, which many places currently don’t and for me personally, that really made a difference. I will for sure go and see the show again, it’s definitely a great night out!!” – Pamela – Argentina

★★★★★ “perfect!” – “栋辉 – Japan

Supernova: A Dark Comedy Solo by Emin Afandi

Supernova: A Dark Comedy Show by Emin Afandi

Featuring a Special Guest Performance by QueenJustMean! 🎤✨

🌟 Get ready for a night of wickedly delightful entertainment at Terzo Mondo! 🌟

On Saturday, 16th November 2024, join us for Supernova, a dark comedy spectacle by the bold and hilarious Emin Afandi, with a special guest appearances from the talented QueenJustMean! Expect razor-sharp wit, daring humor, and no topic left off-limits in this one-of-a-kind comedy experience!

About the Show:

Prepare to be drawn into Emin Afandi’s twisted, laugh-out-loud universe, where no topic is off-limits, and every boundary is meant to be pushed. Supernova is dark, sarcastic, and wildly unpredictable, packed with razor-sharp observations and fearless humor that dives into everything from politics and religion to the quirks of relationships. With his unique perspective on growing up gay in Azerbaijan and the often hysterical twists of his romantic life, Emin delivers a no-filter, interactive experience that’s as audacious as it is uproarious. And as an extra bonus, he’s ready to roast anyone the audience doesn’t like—just say the word! Recording is encouraged, so you won’t miss a single brutal punchline or scorching comeback. Buckle up for a cosmic collision of laughter, wit, and Emin’s unforgettable, unfiltered charm. Supernova isn’t just a comedy show—it’s an explosive journey into the bizarre and unexpected turns of Emin’s life.

Special Guest:

🎤 QueenJustMean, known for their sharp wit and magnetic stage presence, will be delivering a standout performance you won’t want to miss!

If you love dark, sarcastic humor and aren’t afraid to laugh in the face of the truth, Supernova is the show for you!

🎤 Main performance by:Emin Afandi

🎤 Special guest: QueenJustMean

📅 Date: Saturday, 16 November 2024

⏰ Time: 20:30

📍 Location: Terzo Mondo, Grolmanstraße 28, Berlin

🎫 Tickets:

Uranus – 13€ (3.31€ upfront + 10€ at the door)

Milky Way – 10€ (3.31 € upfront, 5€ at the door for 5 or more people)

Walk in 15€ at the door (if seats are available)

💳 Card payments accepted 🚫 Non-smoking venue

What people are saying about Emin Afandi:

💬 “Emin Afandi’s Supernova is dark, sarcastic, and hilariously unpredictable. With razor-sharp observations, he takes on everything and everyone—no one’s safe! He’ll even roast anyone the audience doesn’t like, on request.Supernova is an unfiltered, fearless comedy ride that’s a must-see!” – Audience member review.

💬 “Emin is a charming comedian, hilarious and respectful. He brings something fresh to every lineup. Book him before he’s off to bigger things!” — Anshita Koul, Stand-Up Comedian

💬 “Emin’s unapologetically ‘unwoke’ humor is a breath of fresh air. He tackles sensitive topics with high-energy delivery and cleverness that keeps you laughing and thinking.” — Abi Mohanty, Stand-Up Comedian

🎟️ Get your tickets now and be part of an unforgettable night of dark comedy!

Don’t miss out—join us for a night where the laughs are as bold as they are explosive, featuring the talents of Emin Afandi and QueenJustMean!

The Dark Comedy OPEN MIC – English Stand-Up *TRIGGER WARNING*


DISCOUNTED TICKETS

A place for dark comedy and dark humour people! Not for the faint of heart – only the most vile, twisted and demented comedy will be seen!
A place for dark comedy and dark humour people!
It’s a dark and twisted show by demented people (us) for screwed up people (you)!

RULES
– non-smoking venue
– HAPPY HOUR from 10pm with discounted drinks!
– trigger warning – we are trying stuff out so it might get sloppy
– tickets are 3€ up front, you pay the rest at the door (cash or via card)
– FREE SHOTS at the bar
– show starts 10.30pm

Do you enjoy dark jokes!?
Is your sense of humour slightly twisted then this one is for you!

The Dark Comedy is OPEN MIC is an English Comedy Show
– meant to help comedians test out their more twisted / darker material.
– we expect that you are not easily offended if you decide to come to this show
– Berlin is the most active comedy scene in continental Europe and it caters to all types of humour including dark!
– The show will feature 6 comedians trying out tested and new jokes to hone them to the point where they really shock

Tickets are:
13€ – What is wrong with me Ticket – you can save yourself a seat by paying 3€ up front and then 10€ at the door
11€ – What is wrong with my friends Ticket – you pay 2€ up front and only 8€ at the door if you are 4 or more people
OR
19€ at the door (if we have seats left)

Turkic Babes: English Split Bill Comedy Special.

Turkic Babes: English Splitt Bill Comedy Special.

Get ready for an unforgettable evening as Azerbaijan’s very own Emin Afandi and Kazakhstan’s finest Dinara Kerey team up for “Turkic Babes,” a comedy special that’s sure to leave you in with stitches!

Emin Afandi’s bold comedy explores taboo topics like politics, religion, and sexuality, sharing his personal journey of coming out in Azerbaijan and the romantic tales of life with his husband. Dinara, with her keen observational humor, offers insights into life as a modern Kazakhstani woman, tackling both personal and cultural narratives with her signature style.

Date: October 18th, Friday

📍 Location: Space Meduza,Skalitzer Straße 80, 10997 Berlin

⏰ Time: Doors open at 8:00 PM, show starts at 8:30 PM

💳 Tickets:

🎫 Genghis Han – €12 per ticket

🎫 Golden Horde – €10 per ticket – Group ticket for a group of 4+

🎫 Walk in – €15 per ticket

🚫 This is a non-smoking venue. 💳 Cash or card payments accepted.

Don’t forget to RSVP to this event and stay tuned for more updates. See you there for a night of epic storytelling and side-splitting comedy! 😂

#TurkicBabes #ComedyNight #SpaceMeduza #CulturalComedy #NonSmokingEvent #Azerbaijan #Kazakhstan

BIOs:
Emin Afandi is a Berlin-based comedian originally from Azerbaijan. Known for his sharp and sexy stand-up, Emin’s comedy often draws comparisons to Joan Rivers and Ali Wong, particularly for his adeptness at weaving sexual themes into complex political and social discussions. Emin has traveled extensively and performed in many countries across Europe, enhancing his exposure and experience in diverse comedic environments. He also hosts the popular monthly “Worldvision Comedy Contest” at Terzo Mondo, a highlight in Berlin’s comedy scene. Emin’s unique comedic style has established him as a notable figure in the comedy world. You can check out his podcast, “The Universe of Roast,” available on Spotify, and follow him on Instagram @afandi.emin and www.eminafandi.com

Dinara Kerey – an internationally-seasoned comedian with a deadpan twist! Originally from Kazakhstan and shaped by her experiences in South Korea, the US, and Germany, Dinara’s comedy fearlessly delves into her heritage, trauma, and expat life. With a unique perspective and delivery, she humorously dissects the nuances of life as a foreigner, offering comedic insights on dating, cultural clashes, and everyday observations that everyone can relate to.

Get ready for a night of sharp wit and relatable humor!

LOVE in BERLIN – The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (+FREE SHOTs)

A Standup comedy Show in English where we figure out how to find a partner in Berlin, how to keep one or how to get rid of one!


DISCOUNTED TICKETS

WE will bring our helpful comedy show to talk about all things LOVE back to Kar Kas Bar! And we will have a brilliant Aftershow Party with music and dancing – use this as an opportunity to get to know one another.

Come to our pre-show mixer from 7pm to mingle and meet new, cool people.
We do FREE SHOTs till 8pm! Also we do a fun aftershow party with music and socialising afterwards.

Finding someone in Berlin can be tough. Being in a relationship can be even tougher still. Between swipes, hookups, in-laws and exes, it’s tough out there. Let us help you navigate this treacherous territory with some humour. Plenty of laughs with brilliant comedians, who will bare it all in front of you. Hilarious honesty you can laugh at or with – your choice.
This is a very friendly show, where we all share the same pain – cause in the end, it’s all about LOVE.

Join us and see a set of hilarious comedians from all over the world – some single, some married – to figure out how to find LOVE in this city.

We also do a live match-making session. This is a low pressure environment where you write what you are looking for in a person on a piece of paper and we’ll anonymously talk about it on stage and try to find someone who’s got what you want. You can then connect after the show (if you like; if you don’t no one will know).

Share in/compare stories about:
– how to lower your standards to find the “best” partner?
– when do you give up entirely and start a relationship with the voices in your head?
– who takes the trash out? Does anybody?
– who buys flowers? Why not a cactus?
– who takes care of the bills? And why do we have som many friends called Bill?
– how much nonsense should you to take from his/her parents?
– which sex clubs are couple friendly?
– how much bathroom alone time is too much?
– when do you bring the ropes into the bedroom and MORE!

This is a ticketed show!
You can buy
– a Commitment Ticket, where you pay 2€ up front (above) and 12€ at the door (cash or card).
– a Welcome to the Orgy Ticket, where you pay 2€ up front (above) and only 10€ at the door if you bring 4 friends/lovers
– a Late Bloomer Ticket, where you pay 2€ up front (above) and only 10€ at the door if you can show us a valid student ID
OR
– pay 19€ at the door without an eventbrite ticket ( if we have seats left)

Naked Dirty Minds Comedy Open Mic

“No half-thruths, just naked minds”
Welcome to the comedy show where you can see unfiltered comedians speak their thruth. Their topics can range from their last sexual encounter to why they hate chickens and how to win a fight with a chesse sandwich.

So expect any kind of material from clean to the very dark.

Each comedian will have between 5-10 minutes to make you laugh.

The show is located in the heart of Torstraße. In a real Art Galery, because even comedy is art! The Tor218 Art Lab – open for all of those who appreciate cozy nights and a fine selection of drinks and cocktails.

The seats are limited, so the early bird catches the worm!

Doors: 20:00
Show: 20:30

Get your free reservation now & donate 10-15€ at the door ❤️

*Reservations are only kept until 20:15, so please arrive before that for assured seating.