“Abandon hope all ye who enter here” and he was actually talking about Hell, but we all know that if there’s a place without hope, especially for feeling normal or European, that place is definitely at the BALKANS.
By some mistake, however, Bulgaria and Romania tricked the EU in order to enter it – probably through corruption, I’m telling ya… because what are we,Balkans, without conspiracy theories?
Don’t believe me – try vaccinating us! I dare you!
As a true Balkan, Krissi aka uLTRa hate rules, because they try to dictate us what to do and we do only what we want to do. Пък.
So, uLTRa is a lot of things, just not the ones people wanted her to be, like a lawyer, or a doctor, or a professional baseball player – don’t ask me, ask her dad…
She grew up between American and Russian culture, so she hates both equally.
She wasn’t bullied as a child because you can’t bully traumatized people, it simply doesn’t work like that.
She was told she couldn’t do comedy, so she started working as a professional comedian, and of course it worked, because you NEVER TELL BALKANS what they can’t do.
Someone told her she couldn’t go to Ukraine during active war and do comedy and guess who went to the Ukraine did comedy?
And her show is going to be AMAZING because crazy people are always entertaining and her stories will shock you amaze you and you’ll probably learn some new immoral slightly (or very) criminal trick that will take you far in live or to jail but let’s hope for a German jail because they’re nice….
When: 13-APR 10PM
Where: Valentin Stüberl Neukölln // Donaustr. 112 // 100m from U Rathaus Neukölln
…and a WILD show appeared, but not without Berlin’ WILDEST comedians ❤️
Want proof that unbelievable things don’t just happen to you?
Ready to witness some of the wildest stories & people you’ve ever see? Then you definitely shouldn’t miss this show!
Be prepared to laugh, cry and maybe be a little concerned…
We have something for everyone!
Expect any kind of material from clean to the very dark.
Hosted by:
uLTRa Comedy @ultracomedyberlin9
Starring:
Some of Berlin Best Comedians
Doors: 19:30
Show: 20:00
Get your free reservation now & donate 10-15€ at the door before the event
*Reservations are only kept until 19:45, so please arrive before that for assured seating.
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin : Showcase / Saturday 13th April 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in the heart of Mitte and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks: 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
Get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond at the Club. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin : Showcase / Friday 12th April 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in the heart of Mitte and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
Toby Arsalan (DE)
Teddy Hall (UK)
Stephanie DePrez (USA)
Irakli Gedenidze (GIG)
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks: 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
Get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond at the Club. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin: Open Mic
Thursday 11th April 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in Mitte in a former old bank building, and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks : 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
We are the only comedy club in the world that has a hot sauce shop, get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin : Showcase / Saturday 6th April 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in the heart of Mitte and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
David Adams (AUS)
Tyrone Stallone (US)
Zana Fe Jzic (US)
Emin Afandi (AZ)
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks: 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
Get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond at the Club. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin : Showcase
Friday 5th April 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in the heart of Mitte and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
Tyrone Stallone (US)
Fitz Gessler (NZ)
Pascal Hausberger (AUS)
Shannon Brooke (AUS)
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks: 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
Get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond at the Club. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
“Abandon hope all ye who enter here” and he was actually talking about Hell, but we all know that if there’s a place without hope, especially for feeling normal or European, that place is definitely at the BALKANS.
By some mistake, however, Bulgaria and Romania tricked the EU in order to enter it – probably through corruption, I’m telling ya… because what are we,Balkans, without conspiracy theories?
Don’t believe me – try vaccinating us! I dare you!
As a true Balkan, Krissi aka uLTRa hate rules, because they try to dictate us what to do and we do only what we want to do. Пък.
So, uLTRa is a lot of things, just not the ones people wanted her to be, like a lawyer, or a doctor, or a professional baseball player – don’t ask me, ask her dad…
She grew up between American and Russian culture, so she hates both equally.
She wasn’t bullied as a child because you can’t bully traumatized people, it simply doesn’t work like that.
She was told she couldn’t do comedy, so she started working as a professional comedian, and of course it worked, because you NEVER TELL BALKANS what they can’t do.
Someone told her she couldn’t go to Ukraine during active war and do comedy and guess who went to the Ukraine did comedy?
And her show is going to be AMAZING because crazy people are always entertaining and her stories will shock you amaze you and you’ll probably learn some new immoral slightly (or very) criminal trick that will take you far in live or to jail but let’s hope for a German jail because they’re nice….
When: 30-March
Doors:10PM
Show: 10:30PM
Where: Valentin Stüberl Neukölln // Donaustr. 112 // 100m from U Rathaus Neukölln
The only show in town where comedians & audiences can release their inner demons and make you laugh and feel guilty at the same time!
NEW Year SPECIAL – Bring all your DARKEST thoughts and let the comedians helps you resolve them! There will be prizes for the Best ideas 🙂
If you like friendly and cheerful comedians – do not come, we will surely traumatize you.
But, hey! If you’re already traumatized because…. um, life? And you want to see more traumatized people, who are also trying to be funny about it:
This is your show, folks!
Different comedians every time, but always with your favorite deeply disturbed Balkan hostess:
uLTRa Comedy Berlin
So expect any kind of material: from dark to the very dark.
Each comedian will have between 10-15 minutes to make you laugh.
Enter at your own risk!
The show takes place in the heart of Neukölln, in a cozy German Comedy Bar, where you can enjoy an evening full of comedy with some German Food and excellent drinks!
The nearest public transport stops are:
U-Rathaus Neukölln (100m)
ATTENTION:
Seating is LIMITED and the prevous show was SOLD OUT, so please make a reservation to ensure a seat!
Doors: 19:30
Show: 20:00
Get your free reservation now & donate 10-15€ after the show!
*Reservations are only kept until 19:45, so please arrive before that for assured seating.
Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin : Showcase
Saturday 30th March 2024
This show is in English.
Join us for Cosmic Comedy Club Berlin at our absolutely stunning venue in the heart of Mitte and as always every show with Free Vegan and Vegetarian Pizza & Shots
Hosted by:
Dharmander Singh (UK) & Neil Numb (SCOT)
★★★★★ THE ACTS ★★★★★
Simon O’Keefe (IRL)
Bruno Mazzini (PER)
Maya Upchurch (POL)
Nya Yea (US)
★★★★★ OPENING TIMES ★★★★★
Pre-Drinks: 7pm – 9pm
Pizza: 8.15pm
Main Show : 9pm – 11pm
2for1 on selected drinks 7pm – 8pm
★★★★★ HOT SAUCE ★★★★★
Get your hands on some of the best hot sauces in Europe and beyond at the Club. https://bit.ly/cosmichotsauce
★★★★★ TICKETS ★★★★★
The tickets price includes 7% VAT
https://comedyclubberlin.com/events/
★★★★★ THE VENUE ★★★★★
Kookaburra Comedy Club
Schönhauser Allee 184, 10119 Berlin
https://bit.ly/3vOs1hH
★★★★★ COMMUNITY ★★★★★
Please join our Comedy Telegram group to communicate with other nice people going to comedy events in Berlin: http://bit.ly/berlinsocialchat
