A cheeky, naughty, and possibly offensive 1-hour standup comedy show for little trouble-makers every Tuesday night in Neukölln
**ABOUT THE SHOW**
Come to Li’l Bastards, a very uncensored curated comedy open-mic and laugh your beautiful head off to raunchy, dark, squeaky clean, high-energy, dry-energy, you-name-it-we-got-it comedy. Conveniently located in the back room of a smokey bar in the heart of Neukolln. The perfect disco ball lighted, accordion and french horn strapped to the wall, front row made of comfy couches, location for some comedy.
Watch some of Berlin’s hilarious international comedians and up and coming talents test out raw new jokes or polish up their greatest hits.
Berlin has the biggest English comedy scene in Europe. Meaning the strongest comics and the biggest audience of comedy lovers. Come see the acts and meet other laugh-lovers.
**FREE SHOTS during the show!
WHEN:
Every single Tuesday night, at 8:30pm. The bar is open before so feel free to come down early and grab a drink. The doors to our “comedy palace” will be opened at 8:30, and the show itself will start at 9:00 The show runs just one hour, straight through, and should be over by 10:00pm. Please come before the show begins to get your seat.
WHERE:
Valentin Stüberl in Neukolln. Just a few minuets walk from the Rathaus Neukolln U-Bahn station. The room we are calling our “kingdom of comedy” is located all the way in the back of the bar. Donaustraße 112, 12043 Berlin
HOW DO I GUARANTEE MY SEAT AT SUCH A FANTASTIC SHOW???
This is a free entry show that you can reserve your seat for free for, through the eventbrite link below. This room also known as “the comedians castle” can fill up! So we highly recommend reserving ahead of time, as those with reservations will be given first priority for seating. We can only hold reservations until 8:45pm.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
This is free entry show, but we do ask you to pay what you think the show is worth at the end. We recommend 7-10 euro in most cases, or 130 euro if you just moved here to work for Amazon. This money goes towards the costs of running the show and buying the host a well deserved Doner after a hard nights work at “the chateau de laughter”.
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Your Host 1st & 3rd Tuesdays:
Sofia May (IG: @sofiamaycomedy)
https://www.instagram.com/sofiamaycomedy/
Sofia is a regular in the Berlin Comedy scene, doing shows on a nightly basis.
New York City raised and trained in the school of hard-knocks, she likes to tell cutesy jokes about horrible things and horrible jokes about cutesy things.
“You’re hot but gross”
– Cyber Bully
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Your Host 2nd & 4th Tuesdays:
Matilda Paulson
At first glance you might think Matilda is a twelve year old boy with divorced parents, and you’d be half right! Her parents are still together.
Battling alcoholism, mental health issues, drug addiction and quitting breast milk all within her early years, has helped blossom her humor to be dark, whimsical, witty and most of all unpredictable!
Matilda rarely stays in one place for extended periods of time, rumors say it’s due to the cyber police, so don’t miss out on seeing her tonight!
“Really funny!” – Real newspaper
“Would see again even if she wasn’t the last person on earth!” -Pleased audience member
“10/10 would bang again” – Very pleased audience member
“Does anybody read these?” – An actual question
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**comedians spot in the discussion with desired date to perform listed**
** first timers please write “first timer” in spot request
